Jokes: American History

It was the first day of school in Dallas and a new student named Honda, the son of a Japanese businessman, entered the fourth grade. The teacher said. "Let's begin by reviewing some American history. Who said. "Give me Liberty, or give me Death?"
She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Honda, who had his hand up
"Patrick Henry, 1775" He said
"Very good! Who said, Government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth?"
Again, no response except from Honda! : "Abraham Lincoin, 1863" said Honda.
The teacher snapped at the class. "Class, you should be ashamed.
Honda, who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do."
She heard a loud whisper : "Screw the Japs."
"Who said that?" She demanded angrily.
Honda put his hand up. "Lee Iacocca 1982."
At that point, a student in the back said, "I gonna puke "
Without patience, the teacher glares and asks "All right! Now, whe said that?"
Again, Honda say, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991."
Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? Suck this!"
Honda jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher,
"I know"
"Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"
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