Jokes : Condoms In Boxs

A man walks into a drug store with his 13 years old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks.
"What are these, Dad?" To which the man matter-of-factly replies,
"Those are called condoms, son...Men use them to have safe sex."
"Oh, I see," replied the boys pensively.
"Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school."
He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks.
"Why are there 3 in this package." The Dad replies.
"Those are for high school boys. One for Friday, one for Saturday and one for Sunday."
"Cool!" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack an asks.
"Then who are these for?"
"Those are for college boys." the Dad answers.
"Two for Friday, two for Saturday and two for Sunday."
"Wow!" exclaimed the boy. "then who uses these?"
He asks, picking up a 12 pack. With a sigh, the Dad replied,
"Those are for married men.
One for January, one for February, one for March..........
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Jokes : I Will Always Love You

A life-Long prisoner broke the jail he has lived for 25 years. During his escape, he went to a house while husband and wife who own the house were sleeping. He tied the wife up on a bed while the husband was tied with a chair down the floor.
In the dark, the husband saw the bad guy jumped up the bed and kissed his wife before leaving the room.
"My dear" The husband calls his wife, he says.
"The bastard must have not seen women for a long time. I guess, I saw him kissing you". "Now! he may find something he wants." "Dear, you must be patient and let the bad guy do what he wants to save your life, I will always love you!"
"Oh....honey, I am very appreciated for what you said."
The wife said with her impressive feeling toward her husband. She continues.
"You are right about he has not seen women for a long time but he didn't kiss me. Actually, he was whispering to me that you are very lovely and would be finding some vasaline."
"Be Strong, dear!"
"I will always love you."
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Jokes: American History

It was the first day of school in Dallas and a new student named Honda, the son of a Japanese businessman, entered the fourth grade. The teacher said. "Let's begin by reviewing some American history. Who said. "Give me Liberty, or give me Death?"
She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Honda, who had his hand up
"Patrick Henry, 1775" He said
"Very good! Who said, Government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth?"
Again, no response except from Honda! : "Abraham Lincoin, 1863" said Honda.
The teacher snapped at the class. "Class, you should be ashamed.
Honda, who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do."
She heard a loud whisper : "Screw the Japs."
"Who said that?" She demanded angrily.
Honda put his hand up. "Lee Iacocca 1982."
At that point, a student in the back said, "I gonna puke "
Without patience, the teacher glares and asks "All right! Now, whe said that?"
Again, Honda say, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991."
Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? Suck this!"
Honda jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher,
"I know"
"Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"
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Jokes : Anthrax

A T.V. girl went to interview a farm owner to collect information regarding the cause of Antraex diseaase.
She asked the farm owner "Hello... we come to find out some information about the cause of Anthrax. Do you have any ideas of what may be the cause?"
The farmer looked at her and said "Do you know that actually a bull will breed with his mate only once a year?"
The T.V. girl looks shy then answerd, "Hmm......that was an interesting information....but I see nothing with Anthrax, right?
The farmer said, "Oh......do you know that we milk a cow 4 times a day here?"
The girl get doubtful and said, "Well....that's another good information but why don't we get straight to the point?"
The farmer is getting angry and said, "I said it to the point...Think about this baby, if I play around your breast 4 times a day buy f.......you once a year."
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Jokes : Poor Hair Style

Joe move into a nudist colony. He receives a letter from his mother asking him to send her a current picture. Too embarrassed to let her know that he lives in a nudist colony, he cuts one in half and sends her the top part.
Later Joe receives another letter asking him to send a picture to his grandmother. He cuts another picture in half, but accidentally sends the bottom half ! He is really worried when he realizes that he sent the wrong part, but then remembers how bad his grandmother's eye sight is and hopes she won't notice.
A few weeks later, Joe receives a letter from his grandmother.
It says. "Thank you for the picture my dear, please change your hairstyle......................
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Meaning of words wonder

words mean is a unit of language that carries meaning and consists of one or more morphemes which are linked more or less tightly together, and has a phonetical value. Typically a word will consist of a root or stem and zero or more affixes. Words can be combined to create phrases, clauses, and sentences. A word consisting of two or more stems joined together form a compound. A word combined with another word or part of a word form a portmanteau.

wonder mean to be filled with admiration, amazement, or awe; marvel
So when it adds together mean words that can make someone feels good or bad, happy or sad, positive or negative.
When you feel bad, What words will make you good?
When you feel sad, What words will make you happy?
When you feel negative, What words will make you positive?
The ancient Chinese compared the words valued like a gold.
Don't use words hurt other people but use them help the people so our world will full of peace and Happiness.
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