Joke : Special Duty

A general, a colonel and a major were having a heated argument on the subject of sex.

The general maintained that sex was 60 percent work and 40 percent fun.

The colonel said it was 75 percent work and 25 percent fun.

The major thought it was 90 percent work and 10 percent fun.

At the height of argument, a private appeared at the door.

"Let's leave it to him." said the major.

The private listened carefully and said, with an air of absolute finality,

"If you will pardon me sirs, sex is 100 percent fun and no work at all."

"How do you figure that?" cried the astonished officers.

"It is very simple," said the private.

"If there was any work in it at all, you guys would have me doing it for you."

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Joke : Too Young and Too Old

An old man, walking down the street, saw a small boy sitting on the curb crying. He stopped and asked,

"Little boy , what are you crying about?

The little boy said, "I'm crying because I can't do what the big boys do.

"So, the old man sat down along side and cried too.

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